14 January 2017

Pun Intended

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
4. A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home."
    "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
    "Is it common?"
    "Well, It's Not Unusual."
8.   Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
      Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
     "I don't believe you," says Dolly.
     "It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy..

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before
11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.
      He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
      The doctor replied, "I know, I amputated your arms!"
13. I went to a seafood disco last week ... and pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Not surprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse.
      "But why," they asked, as they moved off..
      "Because," he said. "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
18. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt, and is named 'Ahmal.' The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him 'Juan.' Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) ... a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

20. A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a small medium at large.
21. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least half of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

19 December 2016

Interesting photos



23 year old Frank Sinatra mug shot 1938


A Coca Cola advertisement made by pigeons in St. Mark's Square, Venice, late 60s



A teenage Bill Clinton meets with John F. Kennedy


Alfred Hitchcock serving tea to Leo the Lion, MGM's mascot, 1958


An Elephant stops a tram on Gray's Inn Road, London, to eat an apple from the driver, 1936



Apollo 16 astronaut, Charles Duke, immortalizes his family by leaving a photo of them on the moon, in 1972


Astonishing photo showing a man feeding a polar bear and his cubs, with milk, Russia, late 1970s


Bill Gates arrested in Albuquerque for speeding in his Porsche.


Eiffel Tower under construction, 1887


Einstein with Charlie Chaplin


Marlon Brando before, and after, getting his make-up done to be Don Vito Corleone, in The Godfather.


Meryl Streep, New York City subway, 1981


Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney doing dishes.


Miss America, 1924


New York City, 1903


No white people allowed in zoo today, 1950s


Police officer guarding Galt, Ontario/Canada pharmacy in waist-high flood waters, 

May 17, 1974


Ronald Reagan telling Frank Sinatra to stop dancing with his wife, 1981






Russian soldier playing an abandoned piano, Chechnya, 1994


Salvador Dali and Coco Chanel


Selfies, 1920s


Titanic, 1912


Workers pose more than 100 feet in the air during construction of the Brooklyn Bridge

Hospital XMAS Decorations

Medical Staff Are Very Creative People .
Babies Born In The Festive Period Are Wrapped Up In Christmas Stockings
This Hospital Knows How To Be Festive
You Know You Work In A Hospital When The Christmas Decorations Look Like This
Hospital Decor
Hematology Christmas Tree
Condom Christmas Tree! Don't Forget To Use One....
Wreath Made Of Pee Jars
Hospital Christmas
Christmassy Skeleton Named Mal Nutrition

27 October 2016


Adidas Shop Amsterdam :
Bali,  Indonesia swim resort
A bridge made entirely of trampolines.
At the University of Munich in Germany this 4
story slide can take students from any floor down to ground level.
This Village in Giethoorn Netherlands has no roads
and you take a boat to go to different places!
Paris view from the Eiffel Tower.
Water slide at the Atlantis Resort 
Paradise Island Bahamas.
River in Japan filled with cherry blossom petals.
A fisherman in New Zealand discovered a translucent 
sea creature off Northland's Karikari Peninsula.

23 October 2016


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