13 September 2014

Are you Getting the Maximum Use out of Your Vehicle


 
 
 
Subject: ARE YOU GETTING THE MAXIMUM USE OUT OF YOUR VEHICLE? 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
AND THE WINNER IS....
 

Helpful hints


 
The simplest way to slice a bunch of cherry tomatoes is to sandwich them between
two plastic lids and run a long knife through all of them at once!
 
Keep brown sugar soft by storing with a couple of marshmallows.
 
Install a regular coat rack low down the wall to store shoes safely off the floor.
 
Organize jewelry on a corkboard for easy viewing when deciding how to accessorize an outfit.
 
Create a thrifty watering can by puncturing holes in the top of a used milk bottle.
 
 
 
Remove pet hair from furniture and carpets with a squeegee.
 
Flip a toaster on its side to make grill cheese.
 
 
 
Water straight from the tap becomes cloudy when frozen. To make ice cubes crystal clear, allow a kettle of boiled water to cool slightly and use this to fill your ice cube trays.
 
Use a large muffin tin to cook stuffed peppers in the oven - it will help keep them upright.
 
 
To prevent potatoes budding, add an apple in the bag.
 
Add half a teaspoon of baking soda to the water when hard-boiling eggs
to make the shells incredibly easy to peel off.
 
WD40 can be used to remove crayon marks from any surface!
 
 
To tell if eggs are fresh, immerse them in a bowl of water.
Fresh eggs will lie on the bottom, while stale eggs will float to the surface.
 
 
 
To clean a wooden chopping board, sprinkle on a handful of Kosher salt and rub with half a lemon.
Rinse with clean water and dry to ensure it is clean and germ-free.
 
 
Use ice-cubes to lift out indentations made by furniture on your carpets.
 
Prevent soil from escaping through the holes in the base of flowerpots by lining with large coffee filters.
 
 
To sharpen scissors, simply cut through sandpaper.
 
 
Use rubber bands to help open a jar easily: place one around the jar lid and another around the middle of the glass. The rubber provides friction to prevent your hands from slipping.
 
To prevent your eyes watering while chopping onions, wipe the chopping board with white vinegar
(which won't affect the taste of the onions).
 
 
 
Store bed sheets inside their pillowcases for easy storage and access.
 
Drop a couple of denture cleaning tablets into the toilet bowl at night to clean off stubborn stains.
 
 
 
Use cupcake cases to cover drinks glasses in the summer and prevent flies from dropping in.
 
Use egg boxes to store delicate Christmas tree decorations.
 
 
This has to be the simplest way to open those annoying blister packs!
 
 
Use a cut potato to easily remove a broken light bulb.
 
 
Use chalk to remove grease stains from clothes. Simply rub white chalk on the affected area
and wash as normal - the chalk will absorb the grease and be washed away in the cycle.
 
 
 
Use a rubber band to rescue a stripped screw.
 
 
 
Wrap rubber bands around the ends of a coat hanger to prevent dresses from slipping off.
 
Yet another use for drinks can pulls!
Use to create a hanging loop for picture frames by screwing into the back.

Wringing a wet towel in space

So cool



  Wringing a Wet Towel in Space
What happens if you wring out a wet towel while floating in space?
The water shouldn't fall toward the floor because, while orbiting the Earth,
free falling objects will appear to float.  But will the water fly out from the
towel, or what?  The answer may surprise you.
APOD (Astronomy Picture Of the Day)
I would not have predicted what happens.

Truth about beer


The Truth About Beer....................................
 
Sometimes, after playing golf, I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
Babe Ruth
 

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
Winston Churchill
 

 
"When I read about the evils of drinking after golfing I gave up reading."
Paul Horning
 

 
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
H. L. Mencken
 

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin,
we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
George Bernard Shaw
 

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin Franklin
 

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
Dave Barry
 

BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!
W. C. Fields
 
 

Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.
Professor Irwin Corey

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
Leo Durocher

One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin said to his buddy, Norm Peterson:
"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this.. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members!  In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.