28 March 2010

Texas DOT Truck?

Texas DOT Vehicle stopped by an alert DPS Trooper on highway 
I-10 between San Antonio and Seguin, TX
















The Mexicans cloned a Texas DOT Truck and got busted smuggling drugs...?
I wonder how long they got away with it before they got busted.
 


BELOW ARE PICTURES TAKEN AFTER A RAID ON A DRUG DEALER'S HOUSE, IN MEXICO. 

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS??? 

I'll bet you’re NOT...







  



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ONLY THE FACES HAVE BEEN CHANGED...

THE MONEY IS STILL REAL...

Drug dealers no longer count their money, they weigh it.   
One million dollars in 100 bills weighs 37.4 lbs,
and in fifties it weighs 74.8 lbs.

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25 March 2010

Do you Feel Old?


1979
: Long hair
2009: Longing for hair

1979: KEG
2009: EKG


1979
: Acid rock
2009: Acid reflux


1979
: Moving to   California because it's cool
2009: Moving to
  Arizona because it's warm

1979: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2009: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1979: Seeds and stems
2009: Roughage

1979: Hoping for a BMW
2009: Hoping for a BM



1979
: Going to a new, hip joint
2009: Receiving a new hip joint



1979
: Rolling Stones
2009: Kidney Stones



1979
: Screw the system
2009: Upgrade the system

1979: Disco
2009: Costco

1979: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2009: Children begging you to get their heads shaved



1979
: Passing the drivers' test
2009: Passing the vision test



1979
: Whatever
2009
: Depends

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at
  Beloit College  in   Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1990.


They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced the year before they were born.

They have always had an answering machine.

They have always had cable.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.


They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane.."

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.


They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.


Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's
for those of you who have trouble reading..

 

 

 

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