29 June 2010

England Loosing the World Cup Round Jokes

Osama bin Laden has just released a new tv message to prove he is still alive. He said that the England Team performance on Saturday was completely rubbish. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.

I was just playing as England on FIFA World Cup 2010 on the PS3 and was shocked at how realistic it is... Then I realized I'd accidentally turned my controller off.

I can't believe we only managed a draw against a rubbish team we should easily have beaten......I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian.

I went to the Doctors and It turns out I have the Rob Green virus. No Idea how I caught it.

When ITV HD said showing adverts when England score will never happen again, I thought they meant they'd fixed a technical problem.

The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning, "its so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling, and facing the impossible" said Jamal Omboto, aged 6.

Fifa have released a statement saying the fan didn't break into the dressing room after all, but was let in by Rob Green.

What's the difference between Rob Green's spill and BP's spill? Robert Green has got a cap for his.

Robert Green - The only man to leave Africa with out catching anything

Just seen the new Shrek film. Awful. Shrek does nothing for 90 minutes then has a go at the audience for booing!

I'm shocked at Wayne Rooney's outburst after the Algeria game. Who knew he could even string a sentence together!

The papers said England played like a team of old grannies against USA, no wonder Rooney couldn't control the ball against Algeria, have you ever tried to play football with a permanent hard on?

Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady replied,"No way. You got yourself into this mess, don't ask me to sort it out..."

Fabio Capello told Wayne Rooney to have a long look at himself in the mirror. Like that's going to improve his confidence?

The FA have launched an inquiry to find out how a fan found his way into the dressing room. And another enquiry into how Aaron Lennon found his way into the dressing room.

South Africa police have been concerned about drug dealers, thieves and drug fiends during the world cup - A spokesman announced that things should improve when John Terry and his family go home!

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28 June 2010

Extreme Bowling

Are we too old to DRIVE this Car?

Are we too old to DRIVE this Car?
No joke…scary, but true?

Presenting the New Mercedes Benz SCL600

Pretty, isn't it?

So, what's different about this car?

Not this...

????
Here is the real difference

WHOA!
No Steering Wheel
No Pedals either

You drive this car with a joystick
Do you think that you can drive with a joystick? Your kids and grandkids can.
The influence of video games in our lives has really arrived, wouldn't you say?
But there is more!
The SCARY THOUGHT is: NOW a 3-YEAR-OLD can STEAL your car AND DRIVE IT BETTER THAN YOU CAN !

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How Hot is it in Maryland.....

HOW HOT IS IT IN Maryland
 
This picture pretty much says it all..............................

 


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Name the Pictures

 
These are pretty clever. Try to resist moving too quickly. Look at each picture, try to determine what it represents, and then look at the answer below the picture. Be sure to keep going even after you think it's done -- there's one last image that is worth the wait.



LIGHT BEER 



CARD SHARK




ASSAULTED PEANUT 



DOCTOR PEPPER 


EGG PLANT 

KNIGHT MARE



WHOLE MILK 




KING OF POP




TAP DANCERS 



GATOR AIDE



A POOL TABLE  

AND FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





i-POD

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Soccer - You're never too Old

Are we too old to DRIVE this Car?

Are we too old to DRIVE this Car?
No joke…scary, but true?

Presenting the New Mercedes Benz SCL600

Pretty, isn't it?

So, what's different about this car?

Not this...

????
Here is the real difference

WHOA!
No Steering Wheel
No Pedals either

You drive this car with a joystick
Do you think that you can drive with a joystick? Your kids and grandkids can.
The influence of video games in our lives has really arrived, wouldn't you say?
But there is more!
The SCARY THOUGHT is: NOW a 3-YEAR-OLD can STEAL your car AND DRIVE IT BETTER THAN YOU CAN !

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26 June 2010

Doo Wop quiz

 

 

Doo Wop Quiz



Thirty great memories about music that caused our parents and teachers grief!
~

Take the quiz and see how you score as a true ''Oldies Fan.''
Write down your answers and check them against the answers at the end.

(Answers Below)


Don't cheat, now!

 

1. When did ''Little Suzie'' finally wake up?
(a) The movie's over, its 2 o'clock
(b) The movie's over, its 3 o'clock
(c) The movie's over, its 4 o'clock

2. ''Rock Around The Clock'' was used in what movie?
(a) Rebel Without A Cause
(b) Blackboard Jungle
(c) The Wild Ones

3. What's missing from a Rock & Roll standpoint? Earth _____
(a) Angel
(b) Mother
(c) Worm

4. ''I found my thrill .....'' where?
(a) Kansas City
(b) Heartbreak Hotel
(c) Blueberry Hill

5. ''Please turn on your magic beam, _____ _____ bring me a dream,'':
(a) Mr. Sandman
(b) Earth Angel
(c) Dream Lover

6. For which label did Elvis Presley first record?
(a) Atlantic
(b) RCA
(c) Sun

7. He asked, ''Why's everybody always pickin' on me?'' Who was he?
(a) Bad, Bad Leroy Brown
(b) Charlie Brown
(c) Buster Brown

8. In Bobby Darin's ''Mack The Knife,'' the one with the knife, was named:
(a) MacHeath
(b) MacCloud
(c) MacNamara

9. Name the song with ''A-wop bop a-loo bop a-lop bam boom.''
(a) Good Golly, Miss Molly
(b) Be-Bop-A-Lula
(c) Tutti Fruitti

10. Who is generally given credit for originating the term ''Rock And Roll''?
(a) Dick Clark
(b) Wolfman Jack
(c) Alan Freed

 

11. In 1957, he left the music business to become a preacher:
(a) Little Richard
(b) Frankie Lymon
(c) Tony Orlando

12. Paul Anka's ''Puppy Love'' is written to what star?
(a) Brenda Lee
(b) Connie Francis
(c) Annette Funicello

13. The Everly Brothers are...
(a) Pete and Dick
(b) Don and Phil
(c) Bob and Bill

14. The Big Bopper's real name was:
(a) Jiles P. Richardson
(b) Roy Harold Scherer Jr.
(c) Marion Michael Morrison

15. In 1959, Berry Gordy, Jr., started a small record company called...
(a) Decca
(b) Cameo
(c) Motown

16. Edd Brynes had a hit with ''Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb''. What TV show was he on?
(a) 77 Sunset Strip
(b) Hawaiian Eye
(c) Surfside Six

17. In 1960 Bobby Darin married:
(a) Carol Lynley
(b) Sandra Dee
(c) Natalie Wood

18. They were a one hit wonder with ''Book Of Love'':
(a) The Penguins
(b) The Monotones
(c) The Moonglows

19. The Everly Brothers sang a song called ''Till I ______ You.''
(a) Loved
(b) Kissed
(c) Met

20. Chuck Berry sang ''Oh, ___________, why can't you be true?''
(a) Suzie Q
(b) Peggy Sue
(c) Maybelline

 

21. ''Wooly _______''
(a) Mammouth
(b) Bully
(c) Pully

22. ''I'm like a one-eyed cat . . . .."
(a) can't go into town no more
(b) sleepin' on a cold hard floor
(c) peepin' in a seafood store

23. ''Sometimes I wonder what I'm gonna do . . .. . ..''
(a) cause there ain't no answer for a life without booze
(b) cause there ain't no cure for the summertime blues
(c) cause my car's gassed up and I'm ready to cruise

24. ''They often call me Speedo, but my real name is . . . . . .''
(a) Mr. Earl
(b) Jack ie Pearl
(c) Milton Berle

25. ''Be Bop A Lula ....''
(a) she's got the rabies
(b) she's my baby.
(c) she loves me, maybe

26.. ''Fine Love, Fine Kissing ....''
(a) right here
(b) fifty cents
(c) just for you

27. ''He wore black denim trousers and . . .''
(a) a pink carnation
(b) pink leotards
(c) motorcycle boots

28. ''I got a gal named . . .''
(a) Jenny Zamboni
(b) Gerri Mahoney
(c) Boney Maroney

 

 

 

Answers:

 



Scroll Down so you aren't tempted to cheat (as if cheating were needed here).

 


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1 (c) The movie's over, it's 4 o'clock
2. (b) Blackboard Jungle
3. (a) Angel
4. (c) Blueberry Hill
5. (a) Mr. Sandman
6. (c) Sun
7. (b) Charlie Brown
8. (a) Mac Heath
9. (c) Tutti Fruitti
10. (c) Alan Freed
11. (a) Little Richard
12. (c) Annette Funicello
13. (b) Don and Phil
14. (a) Jiles P. Richardson
15. (c) Motown
16. (a) 77 Sunset Strip
17. (b) Sandra Dee
18. (b) The Monotones
19. (b) Kissed
20. (c) Maybelline
21. (b) Bully
22. (c) peepin' in a seafood store
23. (b) cause there ain't no cure for the summertime blues
24. (a) Mr. Earl
25. (b) she's my baby
26. (a) right here
27. (c) motorcycle boots
28. (c) Boney Maroney


Forward to everyone lucky enough to be teenagers in the Doo Wop era.
________

ROCK ON!

 

 

 

 

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