29 April 2011

Truth is Stranger then Fiction

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 Somewhere  near Rochester New York,   Ed set  out to bag his buck at 5:30  a.m. By  11:30 he was exhausted and hungry--   and  still no buck.   At  12 noon, the mighty hunter Ed guards  
 remains  of his lunch while   a  passerby snaps a quiet photo, 
trying not to  startle
deer  with a belly laugh.


Shot from the USS  
(Los  Angeles-class fast attack submarine)   at  the  Arctic Circle , 280 miles from  the 
North Pole--
   Is there  anything 
that scares a polar  bear?

A definite entrepreneurial  spirit 



It's good to focus  on what's important..

Consider yourself  warned 


Let's  get all bases covered. 


you're not  wanted on this  



Like, how  many was that?




And, finally, the  many 
shades of meaning.

It  doesn't matter how many people you send this to, just  remember if it made you smile,  your  friends will smile, too!  


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Meat Glue

Ships After the Tsunami!

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27 April 2011


PONDERISMS – some old some new, all funny

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.


Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. 

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

Life is sexually transmitted.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

The only difference between a groove and a grave is the depth.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.  Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a bushfire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there? I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of its backside.  '

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? 

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you; but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? 

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?

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Christian the Lion - Reconnecting with Old Friends

I know this is old but the points still valid - its worth taking 2 1/2 minutes to watch this; this is my way of reaching out to friends far and wide

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Planet of the Apes meets CGI

Planet fo the Apes (Rise of the Planet of the Apes) coming to a theatre near you with CGI Apes

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23 April 2011


What artists do if given wire and household objects

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Just Married: Ben & Anna Happyfruit

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Fruit with life experience

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Paper training our little dog,

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Friends of Irony

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