23 April 2011

Grandmas don't know everything...

 Grandmas don't  know everything...
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Little  Tony was 9 years old and was staying with  his grandmother for a few  days.  

He'd   been playing outside with the other kids for a  while when he came into the house and asked his,  "Grandma, what's that thing called when two  people sleep in the same room and  one is on top of the other?"

She   was a little taken back, but she decided to tell  him the truth.   She took a deep  breath and said, "It's  called sexual  intercourse, darling."

Little  Tony said, "Oh, OK", and went back outside to  play with the other kids.

 ....A few  minutes later he came back in and said  angrily,  "Grandma, it isn't called sexual  intercourse, it's  called bunk  beds, and  Jimmy's mom wants to talk to  you."


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