14 December 2011


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From: Marc <marc@horowitz.us.com>
Date: Thu, Nov 24, 2011 at 1:39 AM
Subject: 1967-2010
To: Marc <marc@horowitz.us.com>


   Send only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it...  

1967: Long hair
: Longing for hair


1967: KEG
2010: ECG

1967: Acid rock  
: Acid reflux  

1967: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
  Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando  or Liz Taylor


1967: Seeds and stems  
: Roughage  

1967: Going to a new, hip joint
2010:Receiving a new hip joint



1967: Rolling Stones
2010: Kidney Stones

1967: Screw the system  
2010: Upgrade the system

1967: Passing the drivers' test
2010: Passing the vision test

67: Whatever
: Depends  

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.
The people who started university  this
Year were born in 1992.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.  

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced 3 years before they were born.

They have always had an answering machine

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They do not care who shot J. R. And have no idea who J. R. even is.  

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.  

Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading...

It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking!!!!













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