18 January 2012

Dad's reply

Oh to be that quick witted....



I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76). 

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - 
green, red,
Orange, and blue. 

My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time..

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" 

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
Choke on his response;    I knew he would have a good one! 

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....

"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if
You might be my kid."

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