27 January 2012

Tough grading 

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
(but none of the answers were wrong, go figure!)
 
 
  
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? 
* his last battle 

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? 
* at the bottom of the  page 

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? 
* liquid 

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? 
* marriage 

Q5. What is the main reason for failure? 
* exams 

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? 
* Lunch & dinner 

Q7. What looks like half an apple? 
The other half 

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? 
* It will simply become wet 

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? 
No problem, he sleeps at night. 

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? 
You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.. 

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? 
Very large hands 

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a  wall, how long would it take four men to build it? 
* No time at all, the wall is already  built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? 

*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

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