Athlete Quotes

1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan'  all the kids to copulate me."

2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming  season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes  first…"

3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skin's say: "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom,  too."

4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John  Jenkins: "He treat us like mens. He let us wear earrings…"

5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

6. Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh : "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.." (Now that is beautiful)

7. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up alphabetically by height…" and, "You guys pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a  circle."

8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to  prison for three years, not Princeton .."

9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he  keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find  my
clothes."

10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training  regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning, regardless  of what
time it is."

11. Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player,  explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to  be an uncle or an aunt. (I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in  January)

12. Frank Layden , Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I asked him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or  apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'"

13. Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting  what he told a player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one  subject."

14. In the words of NC State great Charles Shackelford: "I can go to my left or right, I am amphibious."

15. Former Houston Oilers coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded: "Because she's too ugly to kiss good-bye."

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