25 February 2014

Confession....

A man received the following text from his neighbor:
 
I am so sorry Bob.  I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.  I have 
been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.  In fact, more 
thank you.  I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.  I can no longer 
live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my 
promise that it won't happen again.
 
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and 
without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
 
A few moments later, a second text came in:
 
Damn autocorrect.  I meant "wifi", not "wife".

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