15 June 2014

Dutch World Cup humor





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Re: British Golf Rules in 1940

No drama, we're Brits...

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On 15 Jun 2014, at 17:52, "Nick van Terheyden" <nickvt@gmail.com> wrote:


British Golf Rules in 1940
 
And, you thought you were a tough weather golfer.
The notice below was posted adjusting rules at a golf club in Britain in 1940.
You have to admit --- these guys really had to like the game to play!

German aircraft from Norway would fly on missions to attack northern England . Because of the icy weather conditions, the barrels of their guns had a small dab of wax in the muzzle to protect them from clogging with ice.
In addition to attacking industrial or other targets close to golf courses, as they crossed the coast, they would clear their guns by firing a few rounds at the golf courses.
Golfers were urged to take cover.
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 This is purely wonderful -- and says more than anything else I have ever seen about why Hitler lost the Battle of Britain !

British Golf Rules in 1940


British Golf Rules in 1940
 
And, you thought you were a tough weather golfer.
The notice below was posted adjusting rules at a golf club in Britain in 1940.
You have to admit --- these guys really had to like the game to play!

German aircraft from Norway would fly on missions to attack northern England . Because of the icy weather conditions, the barrels of their guns had a small dab of wax in the muzzle to protect them from clogging with ice.
In addition to attacking industrial or other targets close to golf courses, as they crossed the coast, they would clear their guns by firing a few rounds at the golf courses.
Golfers were urged to take cover.
 
 This is purely wonderful -- and says more than anything else I have ever seen about why Hitler lost the Battle of Britain !

13 June 2014

Bad Day?



The next time you think you're having a bad day,
remember these photos!
 
 


 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 


 

 

 

 

 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

12 June 2014

World Cup Football Kicks off today - try it you might like it

http://youtu.be/OHhFGu4ZuTc

35 of the most concerning and best Autocorrects of all time

This list is great - ROFL

1. Hot in hurr.

Hot in hurr.

2. She's dead serious.

She's dead serious.

3. That emoticon was no help.

That emoticon was no help.

4. There will be no second date.

There will be no second date.

5. They're replaceable?

They're replaceable?

6. Nothing to see here.

Nothing to see here.

7. That'll happen.

That'll happen.

8. What a boob.

What a boob.

9. Mom's a trooper.

Mom's a trooper.

10. He sounds like a questionable seaman.

He sounds like a questionable seaman.

11. No thanks, you can keep it.

No thanks, you can keep it.

12. Save me some dark meat.

Save me some dark meat.

13. They're getting carried away with these paint color names.

They're getting carried away with these paint color names.

14. Did you remember the coke?

Did you remember the coke?

15. Maybe we should eat out instead.

Maybe we should eat out instead.

16. Suuure you did.

Suuure you did.

17. First dates are killer.

First dates are killer.

18. How about I find my own house instead.

How about I find my own house instead.

19. What are friends for?

What are friends for?

20. How about coq au vin instead?

How about coq au vin instead?

21. Strictly business.

Strictly business.

22. Safe keeping.

Safe keeping.

23. Well it sure does smell.

Well it sure does smell.

24. Great news!!!

Great news!!!

25. Lost my appetite.

Lost my appetite.

26. Hairy situation.

Hairy situation.

27. Till death do us part.

Till death do us part.

29. Serves her right.

Serves her right.

31. Shed some light on the issue.

Shed some light on the issue.

33. She always does such a good job.

She always does such a good job.

34. That's the money shot.

That's the money shot.

35. You can always count on Tina.

You can always count on Tina.