20 February 2015

Breaking news - Pete Carroll to leave Seahawks

Pete Carroll, head coach of the Seattle Seahawks, is reported to be very near to leaving the Seahawks to sign on as a special consultant to Pope Francis in the Vatican City.
It is understood that Pope Francis is looking to recruit Carroll to be a spokesman for the Catholic Church because he is the first man in history that is known to have made 100 million people jump to their feet and exclaim "Jesus Christ!" all at the exact same time. More information will be reported as this story develops

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